Jun 252015

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “The Golden Hour.”

Is 6:00 A.M. an ideal time to get up?  No, no, not never, not no how.  The only reason to get up at this time is:

  1. Where you’re sleeping is on fire.

  2. There’s a big race about you are about to run (or bike, or swim, or drive).  And even then, that’s only when there’s guaranteed post-race nap time and/or donuts.

  3. Sex.  And again, there needs to be a guarantee of nap time afterwards.

  4. The imminent threat of ISIS attacking.

That’s pretty much it.  Otherwise, please, just lemme sleep.

Yeah, it sucks.

 Posted by at 10:51 pm

  One Response to “Barring an Emergency, 6:00 A.M. is for Sleepy Time.”

  1. So honest! So like my son!!

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