Yeah, it’s hot. But after these past two winters, I ain’t gonna complain too much. Until I do. But until then, I’m gonna make fun of people’s vanity plates, ‘cuz consistency is key.
This is actually pretty clever. By printing your apartment number on your license plate, you’re sure never to get lost again.
“Zug” is German for “train.” So you’re telling us you see your Mini as a sort of miniature locomotive? I hope you are a woman, ‘cuz otherwise you are selling yourself short on a very Freudian level. That, or you are just being too cute by half.
I hope this helps take your mind of the heat and humidity, if only briefly. If it doesn’t, then go do what it takes to stay cool. You don’t wanna end up like this guy: