Happy Festivus! And by happy, I mean, it’s time for the Airing of Grievances. My biggest problem with you people is your vanity. To wit:
Yes, I’m sure it hurts. And yes, the holidays are a busy time of year. Still, that doesn’t excuse you from bad spelling. Get it together, m’kay?
We all shine, er, twirl on. Well, except for you, Yoko. You are thrice-damned.
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!