Hey folks, how yinz doin’? Yinz get yer Xmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa etc. shopping done yet? Well, either way, I’m willing to bet most of you didn’t rely just on Amazon to get your shopping done. But, at least you had company while you braved the holiday nuttiness that passes for traffic out there. Company that rocked vanity plates like these, I bet:
Oh, you’re just so HAWT, Bay-bee! I can’t see how you can even go out in public without getting mobbed. You’re very brave.
Of course, there are lots of hotties out there, but are they choosy? Are they elite? Are they…X-KLUSIV???
Like Drax, nothing goes of this owner’s head. S/he is too quick and would catch it. So, Hawtness and being X-Klusiv are nice, but speed kills, baby!
And that’s all for now. In the meantime, good luck with your shopping and be sure to be extra good. If you are, a fat man in a red suit might leave you something extra special this year – your own vanity plate! (By fat guy in a red suit I mean a guy a at the DMV. And by good, I mean good with money so that you can afford to purchase your own plate. Unless, you know, you have good taste, in which case, never mind.)