In today’s Daily Post, we are presented with this scenario:
You walk into your home to find a couple you don’t know sitting in your living room, eating a slice of cake. Tell us what happens next.
Next, I would ask “Are you here to kill me?” If they say “Yes”, then my reply would be “Ok, but you do you mind if tidy up a bit first? I don’t want people to find my body in a messy house.” If they say “No”, then my reply would be “Great! Let me tidy up and then we can talk. But first – can I have some cake?”