Dec 232015

Happy Festivus!  And by happy, I mean, it’s time for the Airing of Grievances.  My biggest problem with you people is your vanity.  To wit:



Special New Jersey guest plate: Ah yes, how charming. You idolize a weird Japanese not-quite-cat-but-in-fact-creepy-human. Typical Jersey.





Yes, I’m sure it hurts. And yes, the holidays are a busy time of year. Still, that doesn’t excuse you from bad spelling. Get it together, m’kay?



We all shine, er, twirl on.  Well, except for you, Yoko.  You are thrice-damned.


I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!