Nov 092015

Yesiree, folks, when I look back upon my forbearers and their contemporaries, I am duly impressed.  These were hardy sorts, and they deserve to be remembered.  Come, let us look back fondly and give them their due:

That 'stache, tho.

Great grand-uncle Milton Feldspar’s favorite hobby was competing in mustache-growing contests. He kept winning, and before he knew it, he made it all the to the World Mustache Championship in London, England. He won. Being a deeply religious man, he publicly thanked the Good Lord Jesus for his victory. Two weeks later, the runner-up began writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra.