Jul 152016


Gosh it’s hot.  At least, it’s hot around here in good ol’ western PA.  I hope things are a tad cooler elsewhere.  But, even in the midst of this heat and humidity, vanity marches on!  For example:


I LARP for those who cannot!


OK, you can, but…should you? That’s the question.



Joh-na-than. Joh-na-than! JOH-NA-THAN! (You HAVE seen the orignal ‘Rollerball‘, haven’t you?)


I’d stay and offer more, but I’m just too drained from this heat.  Yeesh.  Still, it beats winter, right Sly?

Jul 052016


Happy belated 4th and summer in general, folks!  I’ve been busy with other things, but vanity, like rust, never sleeps.  So, let’s take a look at how things are shaping up out there:


Here’s a thought: What if all of us *are* awesome? It would explain why we look so average to each other, wouldn’t it?



Momma be wasting $$$ on vanity plates instead of spending it on something nice for her family. For shame!



Well technically you were parked, but let’s not quibble. But this plate begs an important question: Yes, you drive, but do you drive well?


Wow, it must have been the incessant buzzing of insects that comes with summer what put me in this frame of mind.  Now I can’t get this infernal buzzing out of my head.  Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em, I say:

Mar 302016

There’s Vanity, and then there’s outright Narcissism.  These plates aggrandize the driver in such a way that they cross that line.  Behold:


A legend in his own mind, an object of derision in everyone else’s.



Unless you’re Sir Paul or Ringo, you most certainly are not. FAIL.



Yeah, sure. You’re a real wild and crazy guy, no doubt.


Self-glossing is not the way to go.  Show, don’t tell.  Maybe you all need to take a long, hard look at yourselves, like this guy did: