For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual. pic.twitter.com/CccP39fqN4
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) May 22, 2017
It failed as a peace treaty and was almost intended only to apply to the nobility. But now it’s a seen as a cornerstone of our liberal, democratic (meant in the classic sense) political order.
For what it’s worth, no English King has been named John since his reign.
Stephen Colbert crunches the numbers and sees the future, which leads to this endorsement: