The other day I was driving to lunch with my coworker and he surmised that the reason that the Harrisburg Area has so many vanity plates is its proximity to the DMV building. I can’t believe that I never thought of that. Kudos to my coworker, and shame on me for missing the obvious answer. Shame, shame, shame. Alas, many of my fellow people here in the greater Harrisburg area feel no shame, only vanity. Here’s the evidence:
Ha ha, so clever! Except you know, when you’re parked and someone walks by and takes a picture. Then it’s the other way around. Not so clever now, are you? Not so clever now?!
As in stimulant? I’m not so sure this plate isn’t just another invitation to get pulled over by the cops. Call it a hunch.
So when you google the term “kneebar” you get some striking images like this one. This means either this person’s talking a heap of trash or is the real deal. You’re welcome to find out but I believe that discretion is the better part of valor in this case.
Speaking of blindness: