May 192014
 

In today’s Daily Post, we are presented with this scenario:

You walk into your home to find a couple you don’t know sitting in your living room, eating a slice of cake.  Tell us what happens next.

Next, I would ask “Are you here to kill me?”  If they say “Yes”, then my reply would be “Ok, but you do you mind if tidy up a bit first?  I don’t want people to find my body in a messy house.”  If they say “No”, then my reply would be “Great!  Let me tidy up and then we can talk.  But first – can I have some cake?”