I would have gone with Day 3 of Writing 101’s assignment, but this is more important, so, welcome back to what appears to be a feature with no end in sight. I’m not even trying anymore, they just *appear*. These things seem to be cropping up like mushrooms. Still, I do feel a responsibility to show everyone the truth about this area’s weird vanity plate fetish. So, here we go, again:
When I was in the Army, we had to drop and give 20 (push-ups), not 22. Or is this a reference to the novel Catch-22? Either way, I ‘ll take a pass.
Ok, I’m guessing this is a plug for Harrisburg, PA’s own Senators, a minor league baseball team and subsidiary of the Washington Nationals. Still, a minor league team? And baseball at that? Eech.
Achtung! Well, at least you were smart enough to put a “Kaiser” vanity plate on a German auto, I’ll give you that. Still, Mercedes woulda been a better choice. But let’s not nitpick, hmm?
The reality of my situation has started to sink in and now I’m just counting the days until the Powers That Be silence my reportage . In the meantime, I feel duty-bound to bear witness to this automotive farce. Riis, Sinclair, Steffins, and Tarbell would have been proud.