Jun 252015
 

 

Hello good people!  I’ve been away for these past few days, but not by choice.  Nope.  Instead, I was forced away by a nasty web-hosting site crash.  It wasn’t pretty, but it did teach me a vitally important lesson – BACK UP YOUR SITE.  Yup.  Lesson learned.  (Cure the “The More You Know” logo.)  Rather than celebrate by trying harder to learn more about site backup best practices, I thought I’d just take the vapid route instead.  And what’s more vapid than another feature on the Harrisburg area’s ongoing vanity plate issue?:

26-2GRMA

No mockery here. This is just awesome. I hope I’m like you as I get older. I hope you and I wind up like this lady, ‘cuz Age ain’t nothin’ but a number.

 

*sigh* OK, dummy, I'm gonna explain this to you very, very simply:  Ohio State does not care about nor consider Penn State to be a rival.  They don't care.  You are just another team that they play.  You aren't Michigan, and you certainly aren't any sort of potential SEC or PAC-10 college playoff rival.  In short, you are an afterthought at best.  You don't even qualify as comic relief.  Verstehen Sie?

*sigh* OK, dummy, I’m gonna explain this to you very, very simply: Ohio State does not care about nor consider Penn State to be a rival. They don’t care. You are just another team that they play. You aren’t Michigan, and you certainly aren’t any sort of potential SEC or PAC-10 college playoff rival. In short, you are an afterthought at best. You don’t even qualify as comic relief. Verstehen Sie?

 

ORIENT

…Express? Are you telling us to position ourselves relative to something and/or towards a certain direction? Are you trying to say that you claim an interest in all things East Asian? Or are you claiming some sort of heritage from that part of the world? So many questions come from this plate. Well done.

 

So, I’ve learned my lesson.  It took the short, sharp shock of getting my site jammed up in a crash to do it, but I’ve become a little wiser for it.  Plus, it reminds me that one should always pay great heed to the New Pornogrpahers.  After all, they did warn us about this sort of thing a few years ago:

Jun 172015
 

Summer’s here and the time is right for vanity in the streets, or something like that.  I won’t belabor the point.  It’s too nice out, so I’m gonna keep this short n’ sweet:

Yeah, thanks Moe!  Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!  Or are you talking about some God-awful noodly band followed around by stonery college kids?  In which case, I say no thanks.

Yeah, thanks Moe! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! Or are you talking about some God-awful noodly band followed around by stonery college kids? In which case, I say no thanks.

I get it.  We all get it.  It's just...*sigh*...it's a free country, I guess.  It's just..., it's just..., it's just that it seems that some of you aren't trying very hard is all.  *sigh*

I get it. We all get it. It’s just…*sigh*…it’s a free country, I guess. It’s just…, it’s just…, it’s just that it seems that some of you aren’t trying very hard is all. *sigh*

Soooo, you get a little loopy and spin around in a couple of circles after you've a few tokes of the ol' ganj?  Got it.

Soooo, you get a little loopy and spin around in a couple of circles after you’ve a few tokes of the ol’ ganj? Got it.

 

Long, hazy days and warm, easy nights – this is what it’s all about.  Pennsylvania natives Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff know what’s up: