Oct 082014
 

Oh yeah, legally able to imbibe at last!  Well, metaphorically speaking anyway.  Still, it sounds like as good a reason as any to pop out at some point in the near future and grab a beer (or two).  Of course, I won’t be driving if I do, but I don’t think that’ll be a problem.  Vanity goes where it will, and all I have to do is rely on the law of averages to help me out.  I don’t anticipate any problem on that end, which is good.  I got enough hassles as it is.  But I digress; let’s examine this week’s entrants!

Vanity Plates

Constance, as in steadfast and not constipated, as in, stuck. This is a very subtle, but important distinction.

Vanity Plates

I just imagine this person claps and utters high-pitched cheers of support a lot. I also imagine this not a car you wanna jack as there are likely plenty o’ metal bats with arms reach of its driver. Call it a hunch.

Vanity Plates

Oh my God, I loved those guys back in the 80s! They were so epically metal! They just got after it and…oh, wait, that was Queensrÿche. Never mind.

Oh yeah, vanity plates are out there in droves.  Droves, I say!  I’d tell Yinz that I’m enjoying the fat times before the great famine comes, but I don’t think that’s gonna be the case.

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